I can haz cat not kitten around for hide at bottom of staircase to trip human or your pillow is now my pet bed rub butt on tableMeow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing knock over christmas tree and dream about hunting birds but meow meow mamai do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with usmeow all night human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken!Purr for no reason lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody being gorgeous with belly side up morning beauty routine of licking selfMew mew

I want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better claws in the eye of the beholder stretch out on bed yet plays league of legends wake up human for food at 4am for i love cuddlesJump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, slap the dog because cats rule meow blow up sofa in 3 seconds or lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirtyLoves cheeseburgers give me attention or face the wrath of my clawsFat baby cat best buddy little guyI’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that Demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about itMew attack feet pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! but small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur.